Akpos� terrible Jamb result � (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed�
Papa Akpos: that�s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what�s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don�t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!

Akpos’ terrible Jamb result – (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!

Akpos� terrible Jamb result � (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed�
Papa Akpos: that�s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what�s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don�t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!

Akpos’ terrible Jamb result – (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!

2015 elections: We?re ready for open debate on Nigeria?s future ? Fashola

AHEAD of the 2015 general elections, Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State, yesterday, said All Progressives Congress, APC, would not shy away from any public debate on issues affecting the citizens of the country.

Fashola, spoke during a courtesy visit by the Public Relations Officers PROs, of the 36 states and Federal Capital Territory, FCT, Abuja, to the State House, said the expectations of the citizens from the party were high considering the on-going developmental works by the states controlled by APC.

According to him: ?We will reinforce the difference between our party (APC) and other political parties and we will escalate the ideas that drive our political party. And we will hold every other political party to the issues. That is what every election should be about; the issues that affect the citizens and we will be ready to discuss the issues frontallyand openly.

?People have started seeing new things from the party. Clearly APC has changed the game of politics in the country. People have expected us to do the traditional thing. Citizens are seeing APC political party that organises seminars on issues that affect them.?

He, however, urged the PROs, to ?connect people to those states where developmental works by APC are going on, where our governments have stood up for the people. And connect your people to the government of the day. It is important to note that the state where we do not have the government yet, it is important to stay on the issues.?

Earlier, the Publicity Secretary of APC, Lagos State, Mr. Joe Igbokwe, said the PROs assembled in the state to brainstorm on the way forward for the party ahead of the 2015 elections.

According to him: ?We need to tap from one another?s resources and experience, drawn from our peculiarities in our respective states, assist one another in doing our works in our respective states.?

2015 elections: We�re ready for open debate on Nigeria�s future � Fashola

AHEAD of the 2015 general elections, Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State, yesterday, said All Progressives Congress, APC, would not shy away from any public debate on issues affecting the citizens of the country.

Fashola, spoke during a courtesy visit by the Public Relations Officers PROs, of the 36 states and Federal Capital Territory, FCT, Abuja, to the State House, said the expectations of the citizens from the party were high considering the on-going developmental works by the states controlled by APC.

According to him: �We will reinforce the difference between our party (APC) and other political parties and we will escalate the ideas that drive our political party. And we will hold every other political party to the issues. That is what every election should be about; the issues that affect the citizens and we will be ready to discuss the issues frontallyand openly.

�People have started seeing new things from the party. Clearly APC has changed the game of politics in the country. People have expected us to do the traditional thing. Citizens are seeing APC political party that organises seminars on issues that affect them.�

He, however, urged the PROs, to �connect people to those states where developmental works by APC are going on, where our governments have stood up for the people. And connect your people to the government of the day. It is important to note that the state where we do not have the government yet, it is important to stay on the issues.�

Earlier, the Publicity Secretary of APC, Lagos State, Mr. Joe Igbokwe, said the PROs assembled in the state to brainstorm on the way forward for the party ahead of the 2015 elections.

According to him: �We need to tap from one another�s resources and experience, drawn from our peculiarities in our respective states, assist one another in doing our works in our respective states.�

I'm done with Chris Oyakhilome; No going back on divorcing him - wife

Those who are hoping that Christ Embassy Head Pastor Chris Oyakhilome and his estranged wife Anita Oyakhilome will resolve their issues and get back together, shouldn't hold their breath as the woman is said to have vowed to divorce the pastor Chris..

Speaking with Premium Times through her lawyers, Mrs Oyakhilome said her relationship with her husband had terribly degenerated that there is no room for any reconciliation or out-of-court settlement. Find the full report after the cut...


Premium Times had contacted Mrs. Oyakhilome through her lawyers, Attwaters Jameson Hill Solicitors, after news broke that she had filed for divorce, to enquire whether any out-of-court settlement option was being explored.

In their response Tuesday, her attorneys said there was no chance the estranged couple would ever live as husband and wife again. ?It is with great sadness that our client, Pastor Anita Oyakhilome, has come to the conclusion that her marriage to Pastor Christian Oyakhilome has irretrievably broken down and regrettably there is no hope of any reconciliation,? said Stephen Goddard, Business Development Manager of Attwaters Jameson Hill Solicitors.

From early this year, there had been speculation that the marriage between Mr Oyakhilome, the founder of Believers Love World (aka Christ Embassy), and his wife, who is also Vice-president of the ministry, was collapsing. Some church members even set up a Facebook page, ?Where is Rev Anita Oyakhilome?, in May dedicated to addressing the issue.

The church initially denied reports that the couple were estranged and possibly divorcing. But TheCable news website reported on August 29 that Mrs. Oyakhilome had filed for divorce since April 9, accusing Pastor Chris, as he is fondly called by his followers, of ?adultery? and ?unreasonable behaviour?.

Pastor Chris has denied the allegations. He however warned church members against analysing his problem with his wife adding that the church is not a political party. He said his wife is a bitter and angry woman who is being influenced by bad friends who are out to seek his downfall. ?

The pastor added that most pastors? wives usually think they are equal to their husbands after they get married. He said his wife wanted to overpower the authorities of the elders she met when she joined the Christian ministry.

As the divorce battle rages, Mrs. Oyakhilome?s profile has been pulled down from the church?s website.

Culled from Premium Times